just tell him i said nine months
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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