I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
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there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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