piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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