I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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