I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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