I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
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