He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
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THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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