And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
