they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Randomize
