youre lurking in front of me
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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