Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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