the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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