508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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