I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
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I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
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Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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