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Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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