dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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