R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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