Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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