Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
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I could run a drunk marathon in heels
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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