yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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