dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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