worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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