told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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