I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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