I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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