Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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