the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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