Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
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And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
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I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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