I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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