If that was your dad, he is hot
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
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After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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