That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
