He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
i out mim tonsoeep
that may or may not have been my penis.
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