It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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