Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
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