Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Randomize
