she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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