Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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