He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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