U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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