With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
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