are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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