you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
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Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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