You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I am one with the molecules
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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