two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
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He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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