Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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