If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
