Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
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found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
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You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
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This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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