My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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