I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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