you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
nutella sex= disaster
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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