Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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