How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
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I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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