Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
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Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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