This is not my ceiling
I'm drive I can fine osifer
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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