I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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