bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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