Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
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