I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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